You wanted some, now you’re getting it.
VA-11 Hall-A is coming to Nintendo Switch in what’s arguably the best version of the game with A Good Boy Edition. This director’s cut includes many improvements over the original game such as:
HD rumble compatibility
You will be able to massage your body, mix drinks, and change lives with the latest haptic technology from Nintendo. The Jill experience has never been this real and fun for about 15 minutes!
3D Mode!
Every portrait can be SWITCHED to a cute 3D model of Dreamcast quality.
New Characters and collaborations!
We had a lot of game cameos from other games in the first version, but now we’ll include even more from many unexpected franchises.
Developed by Imag**poch!
A Good Boy Edition is being handled by the absolutely responsible folks at Image**poch. We had a meeting with their president and he seemed like a really chill dude who wouldn’t ever run away if this game bombs. Only the best for the fans!
It literally plays like Pap*rs, Pl*ase!
Due to massive player feedback, the gameplay will literally be identical to the hit indie game Pap*rs, Pl*ase. Now Fore will fucking die from hunger if you don’t get enough money. Also a lot of moral choices so the game stops being comfy.
New Playable Character!
Ever wanted to play as Gillian outside of the original Prototype? too bad! the new playable character is actually Rad Shiba.
april fool? xD
BUT I WOULD PLAY THIS
Lost my shit at the papers please part. Always blows my mind how many people get upset at the game for not being what they wanted when it’s very up front about what it is.
It’s beautiful! https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder995/74268995.jpg
I’d buy it.
Playing games with my heart!
FEATURING DEMI-FIEND FROM THE SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI™ SERIES
I am very upset.
This is hilarious, but it also hurts on a physical level. Now I want a Switch port. 🙁
I like the new body massager mechanics.
Where do I pre-order?
So you’re admitting this isn’t coming out on Switch because you wanted to make a joke of the idea of it instead? Thanks for nothing.
You just made me want this on the Switch even more, dog!
So Imageepoch’s CEO isn’t slurry somewhere and instead has been bumming around with sukeban?
But seriously, we DO want a Switch port please.
>switchshit
I’ll pass.
RIGHT.
i’m just about to lose my shit now.
don’t toy with our emotions like that…..i drew up an entire saving plan just for this….
What if Fore gets eaten before you run out of money