We’re excited to announce the first installment of VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™!
The feedback after VA-11 Hall-A’s release spoke loud and clear, so we’re gonna take this budding franchise into a brave new direction! In an effort to appeal to a broader audience, new Va-11 Hall-A installments won’t have dirty jokes, references to intercourse or alcohol, foul language, violence implied or otherwise, religious references, or comments pertaining to any body part. Moreover, any sort of political commentary has been swiftly removed and vetoed; should any political reference show in dialogue, our writer will receive slaps in the wrist.
We seek to expand the VA-11 Hall-A fanbase to new heights! So we’re doing everything in our power to not leave anyone out and make sure nobody feels offended by the contents of our games. We’re striving to make the kind of experiences you can enjoy with your family or baby brothers, and maybe learn along the way!
The first step in this direction is to reimagine VA-11 Hall-A with VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™! Gone are the icky cyberpunk worlds, now Dana Zane™ and the gang are all students attending the same high school! Where life is full of joy, and valuable life lessons that are sure to make everyone from your baby brother to your mom think and have learning fun!
But there’s more! You can experience the first of what we expect to become a multimedia franchise right now! Click here to download the first part of VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™! Featuring Dana Zane™. It will calm your urges for a new family friendly experience until Studio Hotline finishes animating the first episode of the VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™! Anime or Imageepoch gives the finishing touches of our new VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™! Videogame. We trust Imageepoch with all of our hearts, after all, they share our mission to save the video game industry!
We hope you enjoy the first step in this brave new direction, and remember: Let’s fill this world with wholesome girls, and boys, and everyone in between and beyond!
