We’re excited to announce the first installment of VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™!
The feedback after VA-11 Hall-A’s release spoke loud and clear, so we’re gonna take this budding franchise into a brave new direction! In an effort to appeal to a broader audience, new Va-11 Hall-A installments won’t have dirty jokes, references to intercourse or alcohol, foul language, violence implied or otherwise, religious references, or comments pertaining to any body part. Moreover, any sort of political commentary has been swiftly removed and vetoed; should any political reference show in dialogue, our writer will receive slaps in the wrist.
We seek to expand the VA-11 Hall-A fanbase to new heights! So we’re doing everything in our power to not leave anyone out and make sure nobody feels offended by the contents of our games. We’re striving to make the kind of experiences you can enjoy with your family or baby brothers, and maybe learn along the way!
The first step in this direction is to reimagine VA-11 Hall-A with VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™! Gone are the icky cyberpunk worlds, now Dana Zane™ and the gang are all students attending the same high school! Where life is full of joy, and valuable life lessons that are sure to make everyone from your baby brother to your mom think and have learning fun!
But there’s more! You can experience the first of what we expect to become a multimedia franchise right now! Click here to download the first part of VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™! Featuring Dana Zane™. It will calm your urges for a new family friendly experience until Studio Hotline finishes animating the first episode of the VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™! Anime or Imageepoch gives the finishing touches of our new VA-11 Hall-A KIDS™! Videogame. We trust Imageepoch with all of our hearts, after all, they share our mission to save the video game industry!
We hope you enjoy the first step in this brave new direction, and remember: Let’s fill this world with wholesome girls, and boys, and everyone in between and beyond!
Wait a minute. They weren’t wholesome already?
It’s a April fools joke
This is a very good post, I’m glad that the series is taking a more Christian approach. The cute art style is very very good and cute. 11/10
nice
I was terrified for a second there given that I thought it was an april fools joke
First step to world domination. <3 Thanks for this awesome gift.
I thought this was VA-11 HALL-Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth
I’m happy to hear you guys are finally removing all the awful, offensive, and lewd material from your games. Such things have no place in today’s game industry. True art should be squeaky clean and suitable for all ages!
Is Deal in VA-11 Hall-a kids?
Now *this* is what we’ve always wanted from VA-11 Hall-A: good wholesome edutainment.
Props for actually creating something fun and of value for April Fool’s, and not just an empty prank news or something.
This is amazing, thank you for this April fool’s gift
Ah finally the christian version we all wanted and needed, no more lewding Dorothy.
No, we can lewd her as long as we say she has a mental age of 18.
Sanji approves. also believes that lollipops are delicious.
That was incredible! I know it’s a joke, but I really want more! The art, the music, the dialogue, the voice thing! I loved it! Please make a second one, or make a full game! I’m willing to pay for a full game of this!
Wow, thanks for this! This is probably the best thing for April Fool’s this year that I’ve seen so far.
Oh God, that Imageepoch reference is painful. Now I’m sad.
Finally I can play a game without all of that sinning garbage and enjoy a good christian anime.